good morning everyone
and welcome to miss crippin’s history class/
lesson #1 is a thing does not exist
until a white european sees it/
columbus discovered america/
balboa discovered the pacific ocean/
de soto discovered the mississippi river/
coronado discovered the grand canyon/
these things did not exist
until white europeans saw them/
the natives who lived there
saw those things/
but that doesn’t count
because they were natives/
a white european discovered
the moon as well/
we just don’t know his name