News Flash...Youths riot in Philly,
President Muhlanga of Simibia has been shot,
Bankers taken hostage boarding 2nd Avenue Shuttle...film at eleven,
Panic in the streets...voices disrupt my sleep,

“Nichols report to St. Clair,”...hang up,
Get the Y2K Survival Kit...“Oh sh*t”,
Electric’s out...no water...computers extinct,
No 100% guarantees,

Professionally you’re a Computer Tech,
Baby I gotta glitch only you can fix,
I’ve known of other women,
Been here more than 1,000 years,

But none as amazing as you,
You’re the comet that comes this way per 2,000 years,
If I knew I’d find you,
I would’ve summoned Atlas to turn the century on it’s end,

It’s 12/31/99...Dick Clark’s counting down at Times Square,
Like Bill Gates “ I’m up in your program”,
Nothing Micro...nothing soft about this here,
The hell with the Sheraton and Station Square,

Things blowin up right here,
I’m the Neil Armstrong...you’re my full moon,
I’m not afraid of nasty girl,
Grasp hold of my love...your sex in my hands,

I pray that this is the beginning  . . ,
Put the glock to my head now if it’s the end,
Bang! Bang!
Bang!...this love thang,

Millennium Lady,
I’m givin it to you...My Y2K Love