Hello . . . it’s me,
It’s 11:08 PM,
Where the f*ck is he?
This lonesome Saturday night,

101 Love lessons learned,
He don’t know what I’d do to teach you,
If he knew what I know,
He’d be there holding you,

Man let the woman be a woman...be who she be,
Baby hush...you don’t have to say a word to me,
Prince sang “If I was your girlfriend,”
This night I’ll be whoever you want me to be,

101 Love lessons learned,
He don’t know what I’d do to teach you,
If he knew what I know,
He’d be there holding you,

Takes a man to learn to fulfill your womanly needs,
I’m feelin you for real,
Soft brown skin...mad sex appeal,
Hear the fat lady she’s singing...
when it’s over it’s over,

His boys betta tell him what’s up,

101 Love lessons learned,
Damn, I bet he don’t know what I’d do to...

Taste your tears and calm your fears,
Hold you close,
Run my fingers through your hair 
and whisper in your ear,
Kiss you softly to sleep,

Just say that it’s cool,
Don’t sleep...I’m no fool,
If he knew what I know,
He’d be there holding you,