Selling sex is legal
As long as there is no proof of a buyer
Selling drugs is legal
As long as you bribe the police chief superintendent

Freedom of expression is a legal right
Shout all you want
Speak all you want
As long as you are saying the "right" staff

Our traditions are acceptable everywhere
Act all you want
Do all rituals
As long as it is on the stage
With a disclaimer: "Don't try this at home".

The president is a dictator
If said by a foreign media
Read it aloud with sealed lips
If you dare poof it out 
You will name your foreign funders

Some legal staff
Just legal to prove it is illegal