I opened my listeners perceptual doors
With the use of well placed metaphors
 
I used Similes like a knife in the hands of a Chef
Or as Classical Composers used a treble clef
 
We argued subjects like the one that brought Al Gore glory
And concepts like the use of allegory
  
Occasionally I used an artful alliteration
While debating debauchery and debasement within our nation
  
My energy was high like Psy dancing gangnam style
Looking back over the years and 500 plus shows I smile
 
Like an old prize fighter past his prime
I wonder it I can answer the bell one last time