You believe VOODOO is "Spook"y 
And Hey-Seuss was "WHITE" 
But if I told you 
I saw some Darkie walk on water 
You'd say I saw no such sight


The B.i.b.l.e. says Moses passed for Egyptian???? 
And Simon was a genuine Coon 
But if I told you 
They got virgin Madonnas in every ghetto
You'd just think I was a loon 


All-U-Can-Eat Fried Catfish and Cornbread
Just by laying his White Lily hands upon it 
But if I tried to sell you 
This same big fish story 
You'd say "Somethin’ ‘bout dat jus’ don’t fit" 


Leviticus said don't drink no Manishevitz 
Nor have no strong drink 
But if I told you 
Obatala can  turn water to wine 
What would that make you think????


They say that God is a MAN 
And somehow single-handedly begot a son 
They tell you 
Make sure you tithe 
It's for that perpetual chu’ch buildin’ fund 


You believe li’l ole david 
Cracked Go-lieth in da head wit' a fat rock 
You even believe 
Europeans was the first in "The Garden" 
Even though it's somewhere in Iraq 


You think you’re goin' to HEAVEN 
And all that other stuff you believe in 
But if I told you 
Sartre said "Hell is You" 
You'd just call me an ole heathen 


You believe in the "Good Book"!!!! 
You think one day you goin' up yonder 
You believe the MASTER 
Gave the slaves their salvation???? 
Now that’s something you really need to ponder