Baby, Help me
Right now, right here, on this chair
Release some of that
Sexual tension
Because as I’m sitting across from you
Staring at those lips
That can do wonders
In this earthly firmament,
I’m thinking of subtle ways
Such as eye contact
To ask you to help me
Release some of this sexual tension.
Baby, I’m not asking for sex
Baby, I’m simply asking for
Some sexual healing
Right here with a kiss from your lips
Right there with a brush from your fingertips
Over here with a sensual bite
Over there with a stroke from your--
OOOH, baby, I want to feel the 
Extent of the pleasure you bring
I want you to help me
Arrive without being inside.
Baby, I want to help you
Loosen up
‘Cause you look like
You need someone to
Ignite that fire that’s been
Lying dormant for years.
Baby, can I help you
Release some tension
By seductively sitting on your lap
And kissing you longingly?
All I want to do is
Help you
Spontaneously combust with me
Over and over and over again.
For the last time I ask,
Will you allow me,
Right here, right now
To satiate the 
Ravenous sexual appetite
That your eyes cannot deny?