What to write about?
Who knows?
About my emotions?
Can't, my pen is empty from all the tears it's cried along with me.
Should I complain about life? 
Can't, I should be happy I'm breathing.
About money?
Hell I'd die owing somebody anyway.
About my relationship?
Can't, got tired of it going nowhere so I moved on.
What about wanting to quit my job?
Can't, it pays the bills.
How about my problems?
Can't, don't have enough time or energy.
About some type of excitement?
Can't, cause right now I'm rather bored.
Okay, how about love?
Can't, still waiting for my broken heart to heal.
Now I got it, what about sex?
Hell no, haven't had any good worth writing about.
Damn, so what to write about?
Anything - as I just did.