Met a woman

Wants to know

What kinda films,

I watch.

I coo cooler than any

cold stiff cucumber

"Ro-bert  Bres-son"

She says "HARD" or soft?

I say "SOFT" or hard

"WHAT?"

She says "PORN"

So we get together "REALCLOSE."

Now when I come home,

late at night.

She's waiting at,

my lobby door.

Wanting to know

"WHERE I'VE BEEN?"