I’m going to cast a spell to make you love me
The potions will bring forth eternal commitment
Five scores per century to be attentive
Two decades per score to be your shoulder to cry on
Ten years per decade to devote my time as needed
Twelve months per year to be your listening ear
Four weeks per month of pure devotion and loyalty
Seven days per week to consummate my undying love for you
Twenty four hours per day to whisper sweet nothings in your ear
Sixty minutes every hour to be your best friend
Sixty seconds every minute to build your trust in me
Mixed carefully, my potions bring forth infinite joy in loving me.