No offense Mr. Willis

I’m sure that your intentions

In the eyes of many have merit

I’m sure that you signed the

Right lines, crossed the T’s

And dotted every I

 

I’m sure that you

Turned the paperwork

In on time and closed

A most solid deal

 

I’m sure that

Everything was legit

All business and

Kosher

 

But the nerve of you

To change the name

Of a world-famous

Landmark

 

Say it ain’t so

Willis

Say it ain’t so

 

I was born in April

But I'm no April Fool