Did you hear about

The bird strike?

A bird was

Home

Minding his

Own business

Soaring around

Searching for

Food and

Water, a

Mate

 

And here we go

In our coziness

Engulfing them

Destroying them

Chewing on them

Without spitting

Them back out

 

Asking for a refill on

Nuts and SpriteŽ