Darlin’ Angel
Just turned 3
Beloved princess
As cute as she wanna be
Alone in room
Watchin’ cartoons
Superheroes on TV
She watched them fly and zoom
Mama next door
Havin’ sex on carpeted floor
Left Angel unattended
Spendin’ time wit a big-baller
Her gentleman caller
Dazzled as superheroes fly high
Angel decided to touch the sky
Wanted to glide and soar
Opened a window and jumped…
Mama heard a loud thump
But continued to grind-n-bump
Gettin’ rug burns on floor…

[Cue ghetto-kids singing lullaby]

“S-I-N-G!”

“POOR AN•GEL
POOR AN•GEL
B.C.W. DIDN’T WORK FAST TO RES•CUE YOU
POOR AN•GEL
JUST WANTED TO FLY
FLYIN’ HIGH UP IN HEAVEN
WE SING THIS LUL•LA•BY
POOR AN•GEL
DIDN’T DE•SERVE TO DIE
FLYIN’ HIGH UP IN HEAVEN
WE SING THIS LUL•LA•BY
LA•LA•LA
LA•LA•LA
SO SAFE IN HEA•VEN
WE MISS YOU SWEET BABY
BYE•BYE!”