Miss Difficult

by hakim#1thatitsinglesolonomorenoless

                        I know, don't call you shorty

                   You're not impressed with wannabe thugs

                     Drinking forties, jewelry all gaudy

                         Thoughts of you all tawdry

                          So I call you "My Queen"

                       And you ask what does that mean

               Am I patronizing you or questioning your esteem

                            So I call you my lady

                     And you look crossed and say to me

                               "I'm a woman."

                              Like I can't tell

                       What? You think I ain't lookin'

                     So I ask if I could buy you a drink

                  And you say, "What? I guess you think..."

               "You could get me drunk and I'll just sex you."

                             She said all stink

          So I shake my head bewildered and to blow off some steam

                      And stare into the strobe lights

                           To find a common theme

                         So I ask, "What do you do?"

                   And you ask, "Why do you want to know."

               So I stand up aggravated and say "Time to go."

            "You give up too quick." You state licking your lips

         My eyebrows crunch up, trying to figure out the moody bitch

      Now wait a minute ladies, lemme clarify before y'all sistas riff

                        Only her disposition is such

                          She's an unpleasant chick

         So as the evening came to an end, and the club emptied out

                          Here comes Miss Difficult

                             Handing me a napkin

                        With the number to her house

                I look puzzled and she replies with this line

        "I'm a woman for sure, if you're a gentlemen, I'm a lady..."

                             She said so sublime

          "That's right I'm a queen are you my shiny Black knight."

        Then I thought how she ignore a nuh and questioned her plight

      "Damn right I'm not a shorty, I don't respond to those taunts..."

             "But I'm a bitch, cause I always get what I want."

Miss Difficult by hakim#1thatitsinglesolonomorenoless

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