"I'm a seven, eight…Most of the time…" 
Depends on the fabric you say
"I'm sometimes a five six…Depends on the fit"
Some boot cut pants fit better against 
"These fine hips…"
"I got big lips…"
I say they're beautiful and abundant 
"I hate the way my breasts sit…"
I say what you said is quite redundant 
I like your attitude it's sweet and pungent 
I got a DIME plus NINE 
And I don't want none refunded
So you say
"I hate my hair…"
I say to you, YOU HAVE SOME NERVE…HOW DARE!
Picturing you laughing, tossing your head back like 
Claire as your locks flair 
"My nose is too big…"
I say I would love you if you had the snout of a pig
Wore a feathered wig 
Fond of frogs named Kermit
And had a Muppet gig
So you say
"My legs are too thick…"
I says you're impossible how you pick
So I ignore your self-complaining fits
However, I must admit
I'm shaking my head in disbelief as you 
RANT, RAVE and RIFF
Just the other night 
We had a tiff
About some woman on TV
And my mind-boggling insensitivity 
You said me "OHHHING and AHHHWING!"
Effects your self-security
I apologize profusely against you agitated tone
And you all but curse me out before you hung up the phone
I sat there to think, thence I thought and I thunk 
And I realized my admiration of the "Video Creatures"
Can make my girls ego shrink and thus it shrunk
I reprimanded I , and called me a punk
And when you finally called back 
I expressed regret and held no blame against you
and your aptly just funk
I know how you feel 
Honey, those women ain't real
Their only ambition is to dance half naked in videos
And shake their "Sex Appeal"
It's not about the shell 
It's what's inside
I love your strength, your willingness your solid sense of pride
I'm not gonna front
You're definitely easy on the eyes
It would be a lie 
If I said your physicality isn't a bonus a plus and a prize
And I love you solely for these reason
I could care less about your 5,6,7,8,9...Or whatever size.