Once was a man called Bennie the pimp. 
Who knocked
off a store on Jasmine and 10th.
The robbery went down
so smooth he was sure,
but his heart gave out as he went out the door.
So on the ground poor Bennie lay
stiff as a board 
dead as a nail.
All the fowkes 'round here still gossip today
You know that Bennie, they say,
he was a fool
Because
You can have your cake
but you can't eat it too!