This thing called love…
Mine's been inside out
Upside down
Sideways
It's even been road kill
Runs around the corner
Too fast for me to follow
Then 
It ain't there when I go to find it
Creeps up from behind
And scares the crap out of me
You ever seen a kid
Play hide and seek
They just 
Cover up their eyes
And think 
They're hiding
See look
I see it hidin’ behind a tree
This thing called love
It's butt stickin’ out
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free
Like 
What the heck does that mean
If I live to be a hundred and three
It will always get the best of me
Got my goat
Pinned hollerin’ “uncle”
WWW wrestlin' match
It’s got me on the mat
Twistin’ my arms and legs
Look, see that's me
Bouncin' off the ropes
Uh huh TAG
Yep
Come on in
’N help me out
P-leeeez!
Hobblin'
My heart’s gone bad
With Mad Cow Disease
Hey
That ain't funny comin' from
A round woman
Somebody give me a clue
Why love's so great 
But people sing the blues ‘bout it
Let’s recall it - like a broken toy
I’m throwin’ in my towel
I'm lost
I can't figure it out
Geez!