Psst. Look at the hypocrite in the third row.
Always on time for morning worship.
Sitting in her favorite seat right near the aisle.
Greeting everyone with a big saintly smile.
Good morning, Sister.  Good morning, Deacon.
I heard from a married man's house she was seen sneakin.
No, I heard she had a relationship with an unsavory character.
Is that the man she has living with her?
Look at her lift her hands in praise.
She'll never lift them high enough to get rid of all
the hell she's raised.
She sure is clutching that Bible awful tight.
Probably hoping it will save her from what she did last night.
Look at that hypocrite coming our way.
Good morning, Baby. Don't you look pretty today.