Two hoes approached to suck my wood,
As I stopped at a light downtown
And being horny as fuck there long I stood
And looked down one's shirt as far as I could
And saw that her nipples were pecan brown;
But then chose the other and just as fair
And having perhaps a better claim,
Because the size of her ass was beyond compare;
But between the two of them standing there
Both of them were probably about the same,
Both said if I'm willing to pay to play
A fifty dollar bill would get them onto their backs
Oh, I kept that first hoe for another day!
Yet knowing I took detour and the street's a one way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere at the pharmacy holding my new 'script:
Two hoes approached my car, and I – 
I picked the one with the phat ass thighs,
But I think that bitch gave me syphilis.