I didn't know what I was doing
   It was all fun and laughter
   I didn't know what I was moving,
   And so I did not even bother.

   But I am a Jazz Junkie
   And I live on the stuff each day
   Don't want no help today
   I just love being a Jazz Junkie

   There ain't no holes in me
   My act is as clean as it can be
   And just before I hear jazz
   I am as good as I can be.

   I don't shuffle not even jive
   I know that's not cool
   I don't go wild but stay alive
   Cause I ain't no body's fool.

   My head is screwed on tight
   And mind, it acts all right
   Cause I am clean and clean and clean
   And you can't tell the way I lean.