Just 5 minutes
That’s 300 seconds
Isn’t that more than enough
It takes 3 minutes to pop popcorn 
It takes 1 minute to boil minute rice
It takes less than 4 minutes to run a mile race
Most stoplights change every 4 1/2 minutes
With a mere 30 seconds between yellow and red
But to make love to a woman is an eternity
It will take more than 5 minutes to look into her eyes
It’ll take longer than 5 minutes to start the conversation off right
It’ll take longer than 5 minutes to get up the nerve to take her hands
It’ll take longer than 5 minutes to explore the many facets of likeness
Just 40 seconds for her to remove her blouse and bra
A mere 20 seconds to climb out of her trousers and panties
But wait a minute (60 seconds)  no need to rush
Slow it down 
Relax and let 144PLAY set the mood 
Let me take you for a special ride of ecstasy
No need to help me any further
I’ve gained control of your next 5 minutes
These next 5 minutes are counted off not using the current time scale
For each sexual sin-sation will be approximately 30 seconds
And if you play your cards right I will stretch those sin-sations 
Over a long period of time
Total relaxation is the goal
Do you have the time?